Funny Moments - Noise

RE: Funny Moments

Maena — Sat, 13 Jan 2024 13:16:03 +0000

put my tree and beads and star and wreath in desk

You must choose one of a sun sun or your gilt glass star of Bethlehem tree topper.

My what what.

RE: Funny Moments

Isabelle — Wed, 04 Jan 2023 05:02:45 +0000

A small full-figured woman hands a dull strawberry to Sir Faust.
Sir Faust offers his dull strawberry to you.

You take a dull strawberry from Sir Faust.
Sir Faust crinkles his small nose, "Out of season, of course..."

You inspect your dull strawberry, "No one's told you how to pick a propper one."
Sir Faust defends himself, "It's out of season!"

A small full-figured woman hands an immaculate strawberry to you.
You show your immaculate strawberry to Sir Faust.

You smile at Sir Faust.
Sir Faust harrumphs at you, "Show off."
Sir Faust glares at you.

You giggle softly.

RE: Funny Moments

Faust — Mon, 12 Dec 2022 05:29:16 +0000

Running north to west, this mine passage feels unnaturally cramped due to the low-hanging ceiling of craggy and unevenly shorn rock. The area is equipped with sporadically spaced winches and cranks strung along a rope handhold that is bolted into the rock walls.

You see a dark mine passage to the west and north.

A wild turkey is standing near a passage leading north. You are standing near a passage leading west.

RE: Funny Moments

Elle — Mon, 11 Apr 2022 02:48:33 +0000

Prelate Agnes slices hamfistedly.

It will never NOT be hilarious.

RE: Funny Moments

Arlo — Fri, 25 Mar 2022 19:17:29 +0000

Only a few will get this typo:

Meanwhile in the German Consulate's backyard...

feed 1st hay to camel

You see no camel here.

🤔

RE: Funny Moments

Heath — Thu, 30 Dec 2021 05:06:59 +0000

Richard is unable to control their bowels any longer, resulting in an unfortunate turn of events.

.....much later....

You hook your heavy right eyebrow with Doctor Genvieve's words lostly.

Doctor Genvieve asks you in French, "Tu desieane non allouatif Francais, proaiu illogureeront, ilmaemoique Presusumoosite?"

Edwin translates for you, "She iss wondtering what brought you to the sscity."

Richard arrives through an expanse of Piazza Vecchia to the south.

Richard rushes inwardly.

Edwin bows to Richard.

You sink your teeth into your fresh thick cigar noddingly, "Ah, welp. I had an awful inj'ry to my shoulder, and was seeking a place to h---eal..."

Richard appears to be pale, "I can't stop shittin' my pants."

Doctor Genvieve worriedly notes Richard in French, "Progueailraifier... devoelilai suretien prooine maleouaud un agabaialants?"

Richard widens his sharp blue eyes at Doctor Genvieve's words, "I don't understand you... ugh..."

RE: Funny Moments

Toddia — Thu, 16 Dec 2021 06:28:13 +0000

Doctor Genvieve hushedly urges you in French, "Adeetadique ton adilois, mon agriard."

You sob to Doctor Genvieve, "Gen, I don't understand you..."

RE: Funny Moments

Miles — Fri, 10 Dec 2021 02:48:50 +0000

Toddia tucks herself in a towering festively decorated aspen blue-green fir tree lostly.

Toddia says, "Oh.. dear."

RE: Funny Moments

Milli — Sat, 20 Nov 2021 14:10:46 +0000

unlock north doors with my set

Alas, your lockpick set cannot be used as a key.

oh.

RE: Funny Moments

Elle — Thu, 21 Oct 2021 00:54:45 +0000

a scary pumpkin masked broad-shouldered man's lacquered alder goblet drum fills the room with awesome thumps.

I laughed harder than I should have.