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Orla says, "I like men that are too good for me."
Orla says, "Like the Pope."
Orla says, "I hope he's not a virgin."
Orla says, "That would really ruin my fantasy."
You assume also, "There is no way that pope is a virgin."
Orla agrees entirely, "He just oozes sex...."
Orla peeks at the cloud-strewn morning sky briefly.
You peek at the cloud-strewn morning sky.
Orla safely deems herself.
You call to the cloud-strewn morning sky decidedly, "Orla is a good person! Let her boink the pope!"
Orla calls, "Let me boink him just once!"
You pray murmuringly, "Please let Orla boink the pope.
You feel your prayer may have been heard.
Orla murmurs amusedly, "We're gonna have to pray and donate a lot,"
You touch Aldur's rugged chin, "No bread?"
OOC -- You say, "Epic fail"
OOC -- Aldur says, "dyed his hair too..."
You touch Aldur's rugged chin, "No beard?"
Aldur smiles at you, "fresh shaved."
I've never met a strong person with an easy past.
> Persephone grumps at herself, "I have special perfume from Sicily and now all your things smell like pie and man-dirt.">
Thalia pets her waist-length silken strawberry blonde hair, "I like pie and man-dirt!"
> Thalia pauses at her words.
> Persephone peers at Thalia, "That's groady."
Thalia shifts her round pale blue eyes lots, "Please don't make me say that again."
> Persephone dirtily deems Thalia, "You definitely need to pray." >
Thalia darts her round pale blue eyes more, "....Probably." >
Persephone prays hard, "Dear God, please help Thalia not smell like sweaty man dirt and oranges." >
Thalia shifts her round pale blue eyes, "I'll get him a less earthy cologne or oil. I'll go sniffing things later today."
Lord Trevyn withdraws his fresh strawberry plant from his midnight black leather rucksack.
Lord Trevyn offers his fresh strawberry plant to Orla.
Orla takes a fresh strawberry plant from Lord Trevyn.
Orla smiles to Lord Trevyn, "Thanks."
Lord Trevyn grins at Orla, "I have tons of them."
Orla tells Lord Trevyn, "I usually steal them from Beth and the consulate...."
Orla says, "I'm a plant thief."
Lord Trevyn grins at Orla amusedly.
Orla finishes eating her fresh strawberry plant.
OOC -- Landon says, "Jesus! The whole plant?"
OOC -- Doctor Beth says, "Lmfao"
OOC -- Orla says, "omg"
Miriam blinks her eyelids at Orla.
OOC -- You say, "Daaaaamn orla"
OOC -- Orla says, "I thought it was a single"
OOC -- Lord Trevyn says, "rofl...you just ate a whole strawberry plant..."
OOC -- Doctor Beth says, "Why is that something you can eat!?"
> OOC -- Orla says, "lol omg >>"
Orla has no plant.
> Miriam schools her battle-hardened face always.
Landon shifts his sharp green eyes, "Like I said..."
Lord Trevyn blinks at Orla wildly, "Most people just eat the berries..."
OOC -- Landon says, "Trying so hard not to laugh loudly so my coworkers hear..."
> OOC -- Lord Trevyn says, "one of my dogs ate my catnip plant...."
OOC -- You say, "I'm legit dying"
Lord Trevyn blinks at Orla, "Savage, that."
OOC -- Orla says, "<.< I assisted lol"
Doctor Beth snickers softly.
OOC -- Lord Trevyn says, "rofl..."
OOC -- Landon says, "XD"
Orla shifts her shimmer-dusted moonlit-blue eyes lots, "I was hungry."
OOC -- You will be away from your keyboard apologetically, "I can't breathe"
Orla opens her package.
Orla empties her strawberry plant from her package.
Orla picks a strawberry from a strawberry plant.
Orla somehow pulls her strawberry plant from her stomach.
Orla offers her strawberry plant to Lord Trevyn.
OOC -- Landon says, "XD"
Lord Trevyn shakes his head, "The plant is yours."
Lord Trevyn says, "plant it in your garden."
> Lord Trevyn says, "Then you will have fresh strawberries."
Orla squints at Lord Trevyn, "What's the catch?"
Lord Trevyn chuckles at Orla, "There's not one."
Orla says, "Well... thank you."
Orla says, "That's really nice of you."
Lord Trevyn grins at Orla, "Not everything requires profit."
Orla revokes her offer of a strawberry plant to Lord Trevyn.
Lord Trevyn approves of Adler, "Excellent. You have been well missed."
> Orla says, "Yeah, but I don't know who just gives away fruit plants. I appreciate it though."
Orla offers her strawberry plant to you.
To take this item, type: accept from Orla
To refuse to take it, type: refuse Orla
Orla saves her strawberry plant from herself.
> You take a strawberry plant from Orla.
> Lord Trevyn grins at Orla, "I do."
You amuse yourself with Orla, "Ill plant it at the farm later."
If you laugh, I will find you and I will end you.
[Broadcast] "Get in losers, we're going shopping! AKA Emporio d'Oro is now open for business. <3"
Meanwhile at Emporio d'Oro...
StoryHostess Topsy is standing near here. You, a short squat man and Katherina are standing near a glass-pane door leading east.
StoryHostess Topsy approaches a short squat man.
StoryHostess Topsy adjusts a short squat man's gold-dusted chocolate soft velvet peascod doublet to be ostentatious.
StoryHostess Topsy adjusts a short squat man's pair of gold-dusted chocolate soft velvet trunk hose to be trim.
Katherina shifts her bright deep green eyes amusedly.
StoryHostess Topsy adjusts a short squat man's pair of bisque silk hose to be sheer.
You look at a short squat man.
Short in height and squat in build, this short squat man is an elderly man of pale complexion with a head of short thinning salt-n-pepper hair, worn in a combover. He is wearing a pair of chocolate suede tall boots, an ostentatious gold-dusted chocolate soft velvet peascod doublet, a pair of trim gold-dusted chocolate soft velvet trunk hose, a gold-dusted chocolate soft velvet beret and a chocolate suede belt from which hangs a chocolate suede pouch. StoryHostess Topsy is standing near a short squat man.
StoryHostess Topsy shifts her nefarious glitter gold eyes, "He was streakin."
StoryHostess Topsy examines a short squat man.
OOC -- You say, "LOL"
You wave, "Have a good night."
Making the roughest diamond shine bright!
Lady Emeraude flaps her right hand at Thalia, "All Rebeccas are bitches."