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Margrat_Maclean
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> Orla falls on Thalia, "Take me!"
> You laugh.
> OOC -- Orla says, "lol omg I just realized how that looked"
> OOC -- Thalia says, "Hahahhahaha"
> OOC -- Thalia says, "dead"
> OOC -- You say, "OMG, I thought that's what you meant! XD"
> Thalia gathers Orla with herself often, "Of course!"
> Thalia tugs Orla to an expanse of Piazza Vecchia to the north with herself, "To meetings!"
> OOC -- Orla says, "Lol no!"

   
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Thalia
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Orla says, "I like men that are too good for me."

Orla says, "Like the Pope."

Orla says, "I hope he's not a virgin."

Orla says, "That would really ruin my fantasy."

You assume also, "There is no way that pope is a virgin."

Orla agrees entirely, "He just oozes sex...."

Orla peeks at the cloud-strewn morning sky briefly.

You peek at the cloud-strewn morning sky.

Orla safely deems herself.

Orla wins.

You call to the cloud-strewn morning sky decidedly, "Orla is a good person! Let her boink the pope!"

Orla calls, "Let me boink him just once!"

You pray murmuringly, "Please let Orla boink the pope.

You feel your prayer may have been heard.

Orla murmurs amusedly, "We're gonna have to pray and donate a lot,"


   
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Isabelle
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You touch Aldur's rugged chin, "No bread?"
OOC -- You say, "Epic fail"
OOC -- Aldur says, "dyed his hair too..."
You touch Aldur's rugged chin, "No beard?"
Aldur smiles at you, "fresh shaved."

I've never met a strong person with an easy past.


   
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Margrat_Maclean
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> Persephone grumps at herself, "I have special perfume from Sicily and now all your things smell like pie and man-dirt.">

Thalia pets her waist-length silken strawberry blonde hair, "I like pie and man-dirt!"

> Thalia pauses at her words.

> Persephone peers at Thalia, "That's groady."

Thalia shifts her round pale blue eyes lots, "Please don't make me say that again."

> Persephone dirtily deems Thalia, "You definitely need to pray." >

Thalia darts her round pale blue eyes more, "....Probably." >

Persephone prays hard, "Dear God, please help Thalia not smell like sweaty man dirt and oranges." >

Thalia shifts her round pale blue eyes, "I'll get him a less earthy cologne or oil. I'll go sniffing things later today."


   
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OrlaCouture
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Bruno mentions seriously, "A full bladder is just as dangerous as being drunk."
You shift your shimmer-dusted moonlit-blue eyes amusedly, "eww."
Mistress Emeraude flicks her large honey brown eyes to Bruno, "You suddenly sound like an old woman."
 
Bruno asks Mistress Emeraude amusedly, "Did you not learn from the last time you dared me to play a role."
Mistress Emeraude eyeballs Bruno subtly, "Are you suggesting you will wet your pants?"
You chuckle, "Eme..."
Mistress Emeraude defends herself, "What? He implied such! I only wish for clarification so I can spare my skirts."
 
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Bruno boos at a tall broad-shouldered man aloud.
Thalia pouts at a mahogany blackjack table, "Ruuuuude."
Miles gestures crassly to a tall broad-shouldered man with his right middle finger.
Miles shifts his square glass of gin to you sideways, "Consolation."
 
You tell a tall broad-shouldered man, "I'm probably going to stab y.....ooh more gin."
Landon asks you, "Want to borrow my rapier to do it?"
You say, "Yes! Thalia won't give me my daggers."
Thalia agrees, "I will not!"
 
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Bruno barters with Thalia, "If it is 11, you owe me a dance."
Thalia squints at Bruno slowly, "....Deal."
Thalia loathes her words already.
Bruno calls to you, "Orla! Tell Thalia I am a good dancer."
You shift your shimmer-dusted moonlit-blue eyes, "Why would I lie to her?"
Bruno calls to you more, "Because you lie for the people you love! Gawsh."
 
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Bruno suggests, "Everyone bet your age! Except Orla because the numbers don't go that high."
 
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You offer your lira coin to Miles.
Miles flashes his right palm to you easily, "Next drink is on me."
Miles compromises with you and Orla's lira coin meanwhile, "But you can buy it yourself because you are a strong and independent woman."
Thalia blinks at you, "Are you giving back florins?"
You suppose, "I guess I'm not."
 
Thalia peeks at Ace of Spades Saloon uncertainly, "Did anyone else just see Orla try to give back money?"
Doctor Beth raises her dainty right hand, "Me!"
Landon chuckles at Thalia, "Just to Mister Miles, clearly."
 
Thalia confuses her mind with you.
Thalia scoots to you worriedly.
Thalia brings her right hand to your smooth forehead.
Thalia checks your smooth forehead concernedly.
You palm your face laughingly, "Stop."
 
 

   
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Margrat_Maclean
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                          ~Margrat the Walking Mummy~
 
Your bandaged gut has been bandaged with a natural burlap bandage.
Your bandaged left armpit has been bandaged with a natural burlap bandage.
Your bandaged left bicep has been bandaged with a natural burlap bandage.
Your bandaged left hand has been bandaged with a natural burlap bandage.
Your bandaged left leg has been bandaged with a natural burlap bandage.
Your bandaged left side has been bandaged with a natural burlap bandage.
Your bandaged left wrist has been bandaged with a natural burlap bandage.
Your bandaged right armpit has been bandaged with a natural burlap bandage.
Your bandaged right bicep has been bandaged with a natural burlap bandage.
Your bandaged right elbow has been bandaged with a natural burlap bandage.
Your bandaged right forearm has been bandaged with a natural burlap bandage.
Your bandaged right hand has been bandaged with a natural burlap bandage.
Your bandaged right leg has been bandaged with a natural burlap bandage.
Your bandaged right shoulder has been bandaged with a natural burlap bandage.
Your bandaged right side has been bandaged with a natural burlap bandage.
Your bandaged right thigh has been bandaged with a natural burlap bandage.
Your bandaged right wrist has been bandaged with a natural burlap bandage.
Your bandaged stomach has been bandaged with a natural burlap bandage.

   
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LandonCampion
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toss beth onto bed playfully
The verb 'toss' needs to work on something in your possession.
throw beth onto bed playfully
The verb 'throw' needs to work on something in your possession.
fling beth to bed playfully
The verb 'fling' needs to work on something in your possession.
OOC -- You say, "Oh goddammit! Let me toss her onto the bed!"
send beth to bed airily
You send Doctor Beth to a heavy walnut and iron bed airily.
OOC -- You say, "*headdesk*"
OOC -- Doctor Beth says, "lmao!"

   
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Margrat_Maclean
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You bow deeply to Mistress Emeraude, Lord Nicolas and Lady Emmaline.
> Lord Nicolas provides his right forearm to Lady Emmaline.
You smile radiantly, "This were a night I'll remember fer a long time."
> Lady Emmaline approaches Lord Nicolas.
> Lady Emmaline enfolds Lord Nicolas' right forearm with her left fingers tenderly.
> Mistress Emeraude lingers an opulent gallery briefly.
>
> You move from a bottle of chardonnay to a pair of massive iron-barred wooden doors leading west.
> You step lightly a pair of massive iron-barred wooden doors leading west.
> Lady Emmaline vaguely skims your bittersweet orange watered silk hanging-sleeved gown, "As will I..."

   
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Thalia
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> Orla raises her right palm curiously.
> Doctor Beth smiles at Orla, "Hmm?"
> Orla says, "Could you kill someone with leeches if you have enough?"
Persephone approves of Orla inquisitively.
>
> Persephone regrets her mind after.
>
You shift your round pale blue eyes lots.
> Orla says, "And if you did have a corpse, could you use maggots to eat it?"

   
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Thalia
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> A royal guardsman halts a large rat, "I am sorry, but you are not allowed through."

   
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Thalia
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Lord Trevyn withdraws his fresh strawberry plant from his midnight black leather rucksack.

Lord Trevyn offers his fresh strawberry plant to Orla.

>
 Orla takes a fresh strawberry plant from Lord Trevyn.

>
Orla smiles to Lord Trevyn, "Thanks."

Lord Trevyn grins at Orla, "I have tons of them."

Orla tells Lord Trevyn, "I usually steal them from Beth and the consulate...."

>
Orla says, "I'm a plant thief."

>
Lord Trevyn grins at Orla amusedly.

Orla finishes eating her fresh strawberry plant.

>
OOC -- Landon says, "Jesus! The whole plant?"

>
OOC -- Doctor Beth says, "Lmfao"

>
OOC -- Orla says, "omg"

>
Miriam blinks her eyelids at Orla.

>
OOC -- You say, "Daaaaamn orla"

>
OOC -- Orla says, "I thought it was a single"

>
OOC -- Lord Trevyn says, "rofl...you just ate a whole strawberry plant..."

>
OOC -- Doctor Beth says, "Why is that something you can eat!?"

> OOC -- Orla says, "lol omg >>"

Orla has no plant.

> Miriam schools her battle-hardened face always.

>
Landon shifts his sharp green eyes, "Like I said..."

>
Lord Trevyn blinks at Orla wildly, "Most people just eat the berries..."

>
OOC -- Landon says, "Trying so hard not to laugh loudly so my coworkers hear..."

> OOC -- Lord Trevyn says, "one of my dogs ate my catnip plant...."

>
OOC -- You say, "I'm legit dying"

>
Lord Trevyn blinks at Orla, "Savage, that."

>

>
OOC -- Orla says, "<.< I assisted lol"

>
Doctor Beth snickers softly.

>
OOC -- Lord Trevyn says, "rofl..."

>
OOC -- Landon says, "XD"

>
Orla shifts her shimmer-dusted moonlit-blue eyes lots, "I was hungry."

>
OOC -- You will be away from your keyboard apologetically, "I can't breathe"

 

 

Orla opens her package.

>
Orla empties her strawberry plant from her package.

>
Orla picks a strawberry from a strawberry plant.

>
Orla somehow pulls her strawberry plant from her stomach.

>
Orla offers her strawberry plant to Lord Trevyn.

>
OOC -- Landon says, "XD"

>
Lord Trevyn shakes his head, "The plant is yours."

>
Lord Trevyn says, "plant it in your garden."

> Lord Trevyn says, "Then you will have fresh strawberries."

>
Orla squints at Lord Trevyn, "What's the catch?"

 
Lord Trevyn chuckles at Orla, "There's not one."

>
Orla says, "Well... thank you."

Orla says, "That's really nice of you."

>
Lord Trevyn grins at Orla, "Not everything requires profit."

>
 Orla revokes her offer of a strawberry plant to Lord Trevyn.

>
Lord Trevyn approves of Adler, "Excellent.  You have been well missed."

> Orla says, "Yeah, but I don't know who just gives away fruit plants. I appreciate it though."

Orla offers her strawberry plant to you.

To take this item, type: accept from Orla

To refuse to take it, type: refuse Orla

>
Orla saves her strawberry plant from herself.

>
>  You take a strawberry plant from Orla.

> Lord Trevyn grins at Orla, "I do."

>
You amuse yourself with Orla, "Ill plant it at the farm later."


   
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OrlaCouture
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If you laugh, I will find you and I will end you.

Affectionately,
A. Fortini


   
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Toddia
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[Broadcast] "Get in losers, we're going shopping! AKA Emporio d'Oro is now open for business. <3"

Meanwhile at Emporio d'Oro...

StoryHostess Topsy is standing near here. You, a short squat man and Katherina are standing near a glass-pane door leading east.

StoryHostess Topsy approaches a short squat man.
StoryHostess Topsy adjusts a short squat man's gold-dusted chocolate soft velvet peascod doublet to be ostentatious.
You curtsy.
StoryHostess Topsy adjusts a short squat man's pair of gold-dusted chocolate soft velvet trunk hose to be trim.
Katherina shifts her bright deep green eyes amusedly.
StoryHostess Topsy adjusts a short squat man's pair of bisque silk hose to be sheer.
You look at a short squat man.
Short in height and squat in build, this short squat man is an elderly man of pale complexion with a head of short thinning salt-n-pepper hair, worn in a combover. He is wearing a pair of chocolate suede tall boots, an ostentatious gold-dusted chocolate soft velvet peascod doublet, a pair of trim gold-dusted chocolate soft velvet trunk hose, a gold-dusted chocolate soft velvet beret and a chocolate suede belt from which hangs a chocolate suede pouch. StoryHostess Topsy is standing near a short squat man.
StoryHostess Topsy shifts her nefarious glitter gold eyes, "He was streakin."
StoryHostess Topsy examines a short squat man.
OOC -- You say, "LOL"
You wave, "Have a good night."


   
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Margrat_Maclean
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~Fun at the Emporio D'oro~
 
You scream.
> Orla shifts her shimmer-dusted moonlit-blue eyes, "Excited."
>
You point ecstatically, "Look! Clocks! THEY HAVE CLOCKS!!!"
>
You squeal excitedly.
>
You bounce ecstatically.
> Orla says, "Yep..."
> Orla grins.

   
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OrlaCouture
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You randomly point at yourself, "Imagine you and Rebecca are both skilled in ... lets say jewelry."
You randomly point at yourself, "Imagine you and Rebecca are both skilled in ... lets say jewelry."
OOC -- You say, "fml"
OOC -- Lady Emeraude says, "Ded."
OOC -- Lady Emeraude says, "So ded."
 
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You randomly point at Lady Emeraude, "Imagine you and Rebecca are both skilled in ... lets say jewelry."
 
Charisma mutters under her breath, "Rebecca is a bitch."
Charisma takes a sip of some chardonnay.
Lady Emeraude agrees, "Rebecca sounds like a heinous bitch."
 
OOC -- Lady Emeraude says to Charisma, "That made me laugh even harder."
 
You agree, "Usually yes."
 
OOC -- You say, "<.< That's my cousin's name and yes she is a bitch"
OOC -- Lady Emeraude says, "XD!"
 
 
Thalia shifts her round pale blue eyes concernedly, "Do....do we know a Rebecca?"
You say, "You don't want to know one!

Lady Emeraude flaps her right hand at Thalia, "All Rebeccas are bitches."

Thalia nods obediently, "All Rebeccas are bitches."
 
You snort amusedly.
 
OOC -- Thalia says, "*waits for someone to make a Rebecca and her to be confused why everyone keeps calling her a bitch*"
 
OOC -- Lady Emeraude says, "roflmao"
 
You say, "You and bitchy Rebecca, which is how I will not refer to her, both have had the same teacher, spent the same amount of time learning, and have the same skills. However, those of the city only see you when you're doing things for your business."
Thalia twists her soft pink rosebud lips entertainedly.
 

   
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