Funny Moments

A small full-figured woman hands a dull strawberry to Sir Faust.
Sir Faust offers his dull strawberry to you.

You take a dull strawberry from Sir Faust.
Sir Faust crinkles his small nose, "Out of season, of course..."

You inspect your dull strawberry, "No one's told you how to pick a propper one."
Sir Faust defends himself, "It's out of season!"

A small full-figured woman hands an immaculate strawberry to you.
You show your immaculate strawberry to Sir Faust.

You smile at Sir Faust.
Sir Faust harrumphs at you, "Show off."
Sir Faust glares at you.

You giggle softly.